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Posted by
PEGASUS
16 Apr 2004 7:47am
There were two blonde girls working for the
town public works department. One's job
was to dig a hole and the other would follow
behind her and fill the hole in. They worked
furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work,
but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, 'I appreciate the
effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again.'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, normally we are a three-woman team, but the girl who plants the trees is sick today.
Good one!
Posted by
calc_guy
18 Apr 2004 1:03pm
Hey, Peg. Know how you can tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
I give lol
Posted by
gcuser1
18 Apr 2004 3:34pm
I know I'm going to be sorry but ...............HOW?
Here's how ...
Posted by
calc_guy
19 Apr 2004 1:15pm
How you can tell if a blonde has been using a computer: white out on the screen
Do you know how you can tell if another blonde has been using the computer?
cg
This is a 'reality' tester
Posted by
Ed_Blue
(VIP) 3 May 2004 8:54pm
Just recently, I made a trip from Boynton Beach, Florida, to Port Chester, New York. When I arrived at my home in New York I wanted to notify all my dear friends and decided to do it with a bit of a twist.
This is a contest, with a winner to be announced. The object is to guess the time it took me to make the trip. The closest person to the actual time will be given a prize of my chosing and will receive the notariaty they will duly deserve.
The trip is 'door to door', 'portal to portal', 'mi casa a mi casa'. The time includes all stops for gas, restrooms and walking the doggie and cassual purchases; light snacks.
Please post your calculations/guesses in this Forum.
I will accumulate the results and post the winning name next Monday, May 10 at this time.
Good luck and great forecasting
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