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The Cat.....lol
Posted by
(VIP) 18 Sep 2004 6:54pm
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.' A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
'Sorry I took so long,' he says, as they drive away. 'Stupid thing was hiding under the bed.' Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
HAHAHA
Posted by
BlueShores
(VIP) 18 Sep 2004 11:40pm
OMG ..so funny hahahaha roflmao hahahaha, heh Rocky best ive read from u babe..................HAHAHAHAHA STILL LAFFIN HAHAHAHAHAHA..................HAHAHAHAHAHA
Had to read again
Posted by
BlueShores
(VIP) 18 Sep 2004 11:46pm
hehehe, had to read it again i ain't stopped laffin............i will have to show kids this one tomorrow.......... Rocky ur a star.........in the mornin...when im screamin at kids to get ready........ ill think of this joke and laff instead HAHAHAHA u make me day xxx luvs ya
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