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PONDERING Posted by PEGASUS (moderator) Jul 1 2006 12:09AM Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? ......... If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? ........... If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ........... Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? ........... What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? ............. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ....they're cramming for their final exam. .......... I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks? ........... Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? ............ If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ............ You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ........ Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? ...... If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? .......... Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? couple more Posted by getoutoftown (VIP) Jul 1 2006 8:21AM I found out sponges grow in the ocean. How much deeper would it be if they grew on land? Why do they call them apartments, when they are all stuck together? If i offer a penny for your thoughts, and u put your two cents worth in, where does the other penny go? more Posted by purple_dragon13 Jul 1 2006 3:11PM if you get sunflower oil from sunflowers, vegetable oil from vegetables and peanut oil from peanuys, Where does baby oil come from? ---------------------------- If you plant sumflower seed you get sunflowers, you plant corn seed you get corn, you plant apple seed you get apple trees, what happens if you plant bird seed? pondering Posted by texasroseIII (VIP) Jul 2 2006 9:27AM you get baby birds I'm sorry Posted by getoutoftown (VIP) Jul 2 2006 11:10AM on the way to your column pegasus, my karma ran over your dogma. awwwwwwwwwww Posted by PEGASUS (moderator) Jul 2 2006 3:46PM ROFL !! more questions Posted by purple_dragon13 Jul 2 2006 8:12PM what was the best thing before sliced bread?..... and where does your lap go when you stand up? |
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