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Things To Think About :) Posted by PEGASUS (moderator) Aug 13 2006 6:06PM Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? ......... If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? ........... If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ........... Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? ........... What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? ............. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ....they're cramming for their final exam. .......... I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks? ........... Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? ............ If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ............ You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ........ Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? ...... If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? .......... Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? |
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