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Poor Dough Boy Posted by webmaster (moderator) Oct 16 2006 2:36PM Warning: This is a <B>Sad</B> Tale Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of an yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, as he was wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day and kneads it :) Bummer! Posted by lobomente (TD) Oct 18 2006 7:36AM Indeed, a sad tale but oven dough we will miss him; we know he is in a butter place. A place where he will no longer get the finger and the heat will be off! lobomente |
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