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SCHOOL EXCUSES :) Posted by PEGASUS (moderator) Mar 19 2008 6:15AM **SKULE ECKSUKES These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. -My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. -Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. -Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. -Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. -Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. -John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. -Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. -Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. -Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. -Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. -Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. -Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. -Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. -I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. -Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. -Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. -Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. -Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. -Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. -Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. |
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