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Careful what you say :) Posted by PEGASUS (moderator) Jul 24 2010 9:20PM The young couple invited their aged Vicar for Sunday lunch. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son, what they were having. 'Goat, 'the little boy replied. 'Goat?' replied the startled man of the cloth, 'Are you sure about that?' 'Yep', said the youngster. 'I definitely heard Dad say to Mum, we might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.' **************************************** A teacher of 5 year olds was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking. 'This is the scene', said the teacher. 'A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?' A little girl raised her hand and asked, 'To draw out all his savings?' be careful Posted by CHIMERA17 (VIP) Jul 26 2010 8:42AM that was funny Peg....I went on a canoe trip yrs ago. My friend (6 ft 4" tall) fell in the river and started to drown...Help me help me he yelled. I told him to stand up, the water was only 4 foot deep. True story |
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