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whats a headache?

whats a headache?
Posted by utahma (VIP) Dec 7 2005 7:39AM
    


In the Beginning, God created Heaven and Earth and then He created man: God said, 'Adam, I want you to do something for me.' <br><br>Adam said, 'Gladly, what do You want me to do?' <br><br>God said, 'Go down into that valley.' <br><br>And Adam said, 'What's a valley?' <br><br>And God explained it to him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.' <br><br>And Adam said, 'What's a river?' <br><br>And God explained to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.' <br><br>And Adam said, 'What is a hill?' <br><br>And God explained that to him. Then He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.' <br><br>And Adam said, 'What's a cave?' <br><br>And God explained that to him, then said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.' <br><br>And Adam said, 'What's a woman?' <br><br>So God explained that to him, and said, 'I want you to reproduce.' <br><br>And Adam said, 'How do I do that?' <br><br>So God explained to him. <br><br>So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave and found the woman, and in about fifteen minutes, Adam was back. <br><br>God patiently replied, as He always does, 'Yes... how can I help you?' <br><br>And Adam said, 'What's a headache?' <br>



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