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backwards collar Posted by utahma (VIP) Dec 12 2005 8:55AM An old man from way out in the boondocks made it to new York and got on the subway. He sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar, so he asked the man, 'Excuse me, sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?' <br><br>The young man smiled kindly and answered, 'I wear this collar because I am a Father.' <br><br>The old man thought a second and responded, 'Sir, I am also a father, but I wear my collar frontways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?' <br><br>The priest thought for a minute, and said, 'I am the Father for many.' <br><br>The old man quickly answered, 'I too am the father of many. I have six sons, five daughters and many grandchildren. But I wear my collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear yours backwards?' <br><br>The priest, flustered, said impatiently, <br><br>'Sir, I am the Father for hundreds and hundreds of people.' <br><br>The old man, taken aback, sat silently for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway car, he leaned over to the priest and said, 'Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backwards.' <br> |
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