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PUN CENTRAL Posted by JudyForFun (VIP) Dec 23 2005 7:38PM Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid<br>bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed<br>in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.<br><br>A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies<br>with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of<br>a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When<br>the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the<br>eye and said, 'Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs<br>enemas?'<br><br>A famous Norwegian explorer returned home from a voyage and found his<br>name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining<br>to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, 'I must<br>have taken Leif off my census'.<br><br>Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire<br>in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have<br>your kayak and heat it too.<br><br>MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU.....<br>(or, HAPPY HOLIDAYS & SEASONS GREETINGS if you prefer) OOPS Posted by utahma (VIP) Dec 24 2005 9:48AM sorry hon - just posted this one in the crib forum lol then I saw you had it in here - didn't mean to copycat......great minds think alike lol <img src="http://www.gamecolony.com/forumhtm/images/face1.gif" width=15 height=15 border=0 align="absmiddle"> Merry Christmas! |
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