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Posted by utahma (VIP) Dec 28 2005 9:47AM
    


A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, 'How was I born?' <br><br>'Well honey...' said the slightly prudish parent, 'the stork brought you to us.' <br><br>'Oh,' said the boy. 'Well, how did you and daddy get born?' he asked. <br><br>'Oh, the stork brought us too.' <br><br>'Well how were grandpa and grandma born?' he persisted. <br><br>'Well darling, the stork brought them too!' said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner. <br><br>Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: 'This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.' <br>



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