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fatal lunch Posted by utahma (VIP) Dec 31 2005 9:09AM An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on<br>scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the <br>Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and<br>cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'<br>The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get <br>burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'<br>The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna<br>sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'<br>The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage <br>and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and<br>jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to<br>his death as well.<br>At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how <br>really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it<br>to him again!'<br>The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or<br>enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' <br>(Oh this is GOOD!!)<br>Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,<br>Don't look at me, He makes his own lunch.'<br><br> |
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