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Fried Eggs lol Posted by PEGASUS (VIP) Jan 12 2006 10:14AM A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs <br>for her husband. <br><br>Suddenly he burst into the kitchen... <br><br>'Careful .. CAREFUL! <br><br>Put in some more butter! <br><br>You're cooking too many at once. <br><br>TOO MANY! <br><br>Turn them! <br><br>TURN THEM NOW! <br><br>We need more butter. <br><br>Oh my God! <br><br>WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? <br><br>They're going to STICK! <br><br>Careful ... CAREFUL! <br><br>I said be CAREFUL! <br><br>You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! <br>NEVER! <br><br>Turn them! <br><br>Hurry up! <br><br>Are you CRAZY? <br><br>Have you LOST your mind? <br><br>Don't forget to salt them. <br><br>You know you always forget to salt them. <br><br>Use the salt. <br><br>USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' <br><br>The wife stared at him. 'What the heck <br>is wrong with you? You think I don't know <br>how to fry a couple of eggs?' <br><br>The husband calmly replied, 'I wanted to <br>show you what it feels like when I'm driving!!! <br><br> |
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