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SO blond.... Posted by utahma (VIP) Jan 13 2006 9:24AM She was so blonde...<br><br>...She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.<br><br>...She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.<br><br>...She got stabbed in a shoot-out.<br><br>...She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DONT WALK'.<br><br>...She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.<br><br>...She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.<br><br>...She sat on the TV and watched the couch.<br><br>...She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.<br><br>...She tried to drown a fish.<br><br>...She thought a quarterback was a refund.<br><br>...She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.<br><br>...If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.<br><br>...They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.<br><br>...Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics'.<br><br>...She tripped over a cordless phone.<br><br>...She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.<br><br>...At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here' she put 'Sagittarius'.<br><br>...She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.<br><br>...It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.<br><br>...If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.<br><br>...She studied for a blood test, and failed.<br><br>...She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.<br><br>...She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.<br><br>...She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.<br><br>...She sold the car for gas money.<br><br>...When she saw the 'NC-17' (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.<br><br>...When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.<br><br>...She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.<br><br>...When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.<br><br>...When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home.<br> |
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