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Husband Speak Posted by utahma (VIP) Feb 9 2006 7:59AM 'I don't care what color you paint the kitchen.' Really means.... <br>'As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white.' <br> <br>'It's a guy thing.' Really means.... <br>There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.' <br> <br>'Can I help with dinner?' Really means.... <br>'Why isn't it already on the table?' <br> <br>'Uh huh,' 'Sure, honey,' or 'Yes, dear.' Really mean.... <br>Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling. <br> <br>'Good idea.' Really means.... <br>'It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating.' <br> <br>'Have you lost weight?' Really means.... <br>'I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill.' <br> <br>'My wife doesn't understand me.' Really means.... <br>'She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them.' <br> <br>'It would take too long to explain.' Really means.... <br>'I have no idea how it works.' <br> <br>'I'm getting more exercise lately.' Really means.... <br>'The batteries in the remote are dead.' <br> <br>'I got a lot done.' Really means.... <br>'I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture.' <br> <br>'We're going to be late.' Really means.... <br>'Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac.' <br> <br>'You cook just like my mother used to.' Really means.... <br>'She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too.' <br> <br>'Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.' Really means.... <br>'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.' <br> <br>'That's interesting, dear.' Really means.... <br>'Are you still talking?' <br> <br>'Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love.' Really means.... <br>'I forgot our anniversary again.' <br> <br>'You expect too much of me.' Really means.... <br>'You want me to stay awake.' <br> <br>'It's a really good movie.' Really means.... <br>'It's got guns, knives, fast cars.' <br> <br>'That's women's work.' Really means.... <br>'It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.'<br><br> |
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