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Husband Speak Part TWO <img src="http://www.gamecolony.com/forumhtm/images/face1.gif" width=15 height=15 border=0 align="absmiddle"> Posted by utahma (VIP) Feb 11 2006 11:26AM 'Will you marry me?' Really means.... <br>'Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter.' <br> <br>'Go ask your mother.' Really means.... <br>'I am incapable of making a decision.' <br> <br>'I do help around the house.' Really means.... <br>'I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket.' <br> <br>'Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing.' Really means.... <br>'And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.' <br> <br>'I can't find it.' Really means.... <br>'It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.' <br> <br>'What did I do this time?' Really means.... <br>'What did you catch me at?' <br> <br>'She's one of those rabid feminists.' Really means.... <br>'She refused to make my coffee.' <br> <br>'I heard you.' Really means.... <br>'I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.' <br> <br>'You know I could never love anyone else.' Really means.... <br>'I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.' <br> <br>'You look terrific.' Really means.... <br>'Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.' <br> <br>'I brought you a present.' Really means.... <br>'It was free ice scraper night at the ball game.' <br> <br>'I missed you.' Really means.... <br>'I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper.' <br> <br>'I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are.' Really means.... <br>'No one will ever see us alive again.' <br> <br>'We share the housework.' Really means.... <br>'I make the messes, she cleans them up.' <br> <br>'Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful.' Really means.... <br>'Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?' <br> <br>'It sure snowed last night.' Really means... <br>'I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now.' <br> <br>'I don't need to read the instructions.' Really means.... <br>'I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.' <br> <br>'I'll take you to a fancy restaurant.' Really means.... <br>'This time we won't use the drive-thru window.'<br><br> |
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