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I'd love to be six...... Posted by utahma (VIP) Mar 2 2006 8:09AM A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be six again,' she replied. <br> <br> On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear--everything there was! Wow! <br> <br> Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and MandMs. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. <br> <br> He leaned over and lovingly asked, 'Well, dear, what was it like being six again?' <br> <br> One eye opened. The wife said, 'You idiot, I meant my dress size!' <br> <br> The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.<br><br> |
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