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Utahma's JOKE OF THE DAY!

Utahma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) Aug 29 2005 8:31AM
    


A husband and wife were debating on buying a new car. She wanted a fast sports car. He wanted a pickup. As time passed on, her birthday came up and she thought it a great time to fulfill her wish. <br><br>She told her husband, 'Look, I want something that can go from 0 to 200. Furthermore, I want it to be able to do it in just a few seconds!' <br><br>The husband bought her a bathroom scale. <br><br>(The funeral is at 3:00pm Wednesday) <br>



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