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Utahma's JOKE OF THE DAY! Posted by utahma (VIP) Aug 30 2005 9:43AM One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and -- shock -- he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall. <br><br>After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd like, he simply says: 'a Barbie Doll'. <br><br>The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks, 'So Sir, which Barbie would that be?' <br><br>The man looks surprised so the assistant continues, 'We have Barbie Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $249.99.' <br><br>The man can't help himself and asks, 'why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???' <br><br>'Well Sir, that's quite obvious!' says the assistant, <br><br>'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture .... <br> |
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