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Utahma's JOKE OF THE DAY!

Utahma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) Sep 1 2005 12:22PM
    


Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. <br><br>Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. <br><br>Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, 'Use the FORKS, Luke.'



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