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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY! Posted by utahma (VIP) Sep 2 2005 8:34AM A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br>The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. <br><br>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: <br><br>1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. <br><br>2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. <br><br>3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. <br><br>4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. <br><br>5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. <br><br>Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' <br><br>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, 'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' <br><br> |
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