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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!

Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) Sep 14 2005 8:17AM
    


I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. <br><br>'How do you know when you're at 300 feet?' asked one blond woman. <br><br>'A good question,' replied the instructor. 'At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.' <br><br>The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, 'What happens if there's no one there I know?'



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