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How Profound !!! Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) May 5 2008 6:18AM ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. !!!!!!!! :) lol Posted by ShoveThis (VIP) May 5 2008 9:59AM and this is just proof to fuel the rumour that women think they know it all lol THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD !!!!1 Posted by _sunrise_ May 5 2008 2:32PM This is really hillarious but true. Really interesting logic here. Thanks for sharing miss J. xx lol Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) May 6 2008 5:29AM hehehe now why did I just know you would say that !! :) Thank you Sunrise glad u enjoyed it. :) Errrr You were saying Shove ! :) Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) May 6 2008 9:40AM An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.' The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and he jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.' A minute or two passed when suddenly there was an exclamation ........ Hah !! Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife who said ....... 'Don't look at me.' The idiot always made his own lunch.' !!!!!! ;) soooooo true :P Posted by Agnus_dei (VIP) May 15 2008 1:40AM Hi Jane, to the first part of your post - SOOOOO TRUE hehe btw I know I dissapeared somewhere but no, I still live lol! it's just work busy.. and university what I enjoy most about making some graphic codes and hate about study maths lol but I love it anyway :) Have great time guys, greetings and hugs to all I know :) Cheers Marg Males... Posted by YouCantFulas_ May 18 2008 11:05AM This shows Males dominace ????? Posted by Bronsonboy May 18 2008 3:01PM wot is dominace? ???????? Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) May 19 2008 4:44AM Hummmmmmm I rest my case. ;) hmmmm Posted by Bronsonboy May 19 2008 11:08AM i believe the gloves are off lol hmmmmm Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) May 20 2008 4:03AM Left Jab and Right Hook should do the job. Depends on whether the male species has the sense to duck hehe. ;) |
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