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Three Little Piggies
Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) Jun 21 2008 5:43AM
    


Do you all remember this nursey rhyme ...... The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy. 'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. 'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy. 'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy. 'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy, 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy. 'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all evening?' You're gonna LOVE me for this.............. The third piggy says - 'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!



LOL LOL LOL
Posted by 1_RisingSun Jun 24 2008 4:50AM
    


CUTE!



The three Little piggies
Posted by tru_country Jun 24 2008 5:43PM
    


That was a good one. I really needed that laugh at this time of the evening. Thanks.



3 Little Piggies
Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) Jun 25 2008 4:24AM
    


Thanks Girls. Jane.



pass the bucket!
Posted by totally_on_tilt Jun 30 2008 6:31AM
    


ahhhhhh c'mon!!!



pass the bucket
Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) Jun 30 2008 12:22PM
    


I presume its the simplicity of the joke that is giving you the bilious attack Dave. One could apologise for this, but on remembering some of your own jokes One wont bother lol. :) J



cows
Posted by totally_on_tilt Jul 5 2008 3:01AM
    


Right, 2 cows standing in a field, one cows says to the other " what u think about all this mad cow disease?" the other cow says "Aggghhh a talking cow!" n runs off



cows
Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) Jul 5 2008 4:14PM
    


Errrrrrr I rest My Case !!!! J :)



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